Shut up!

You guys! My cousin Abby (also my mom's roommate) and her boy toy, Dan, got starring roles in Shrek: The Musical at Ashland Productions!  Abby is Princess Fiona (obviously) and Dan is Donkey.

Kinda reminds me of my youth when Jake and I danced and sang to critical acclaim and were all- around perfect at everything we did.

Tickets go on sale Monday!



p.s.  Richard Simmons and I are twins right now! Replace the word "knee" with the words "both legs/hip/pelvii".